Lee Longpre
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« on: May 11, 2011, 12:38:27 pm » |
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Event Date: Friday February 11th, 2011
Event Value: $751.00
Live on iPPV - New Beginnings
* Brandy Danielle vs. Vanity * Snake eyes vs. THE CROW * Queen Reyna vs. Matt Silva
[The show kicks off with The Voice standing in the ring. He is
wearing a black suit with white pocket square. He has a
microphone in hand. The crowd is buzzing for the anticipation of
the first Viper Wrestling event. The camera man, Gerry, has his
hat backwards and his FORTUNE VIDEO EDITING shirt on. The Voice
is about to speak to the crowd. He looks at the camera, smiles
and speaks.]
The Voice: Ladies and Gentlemen we are live on Internet Pay Per
View. Tonight in our main event we will have Matt Silva taking
on Reyna Silva! In other action we will have Vanity versus
Brandy Danielle and of course we have The Crow versus Snake
Eyes! But first, I'd like to introduce to you, the owner of
Viper Wrestling, Lee Longpre!
["Turn up the Radio" by Autograph hits the loud speakers. Out
comes Lee Longpre to the ring. He is wearing a black and yellow
speedo and has baby oil all over his body. He climbs the steps,
his wrestling boots making a thud on them as he steps through
the ropes and over to The Voice who has the microphone.]
The Voice: What on earth is going on here, Lee, you're not
wrestling here tonight. Why are you in a speedo and have baby
oil all over your body? You look ridiculous.
Lee Longpre: Hey, I wanted to fit in with my wrestlers. You're
the one who looks ridiculous! With your suit and your
microphone. You think you're some kind of big shot? Look,
tonight, after the show, we are going to be live on stickam.com
for our AFTER PARTY! Everyone is going to be invited. There is
going to babes, there is going to be liquor, there is going to
be partying as we celebrate our first wrestling event!
The Voice: I'll be there for that. Now tonight, the fans want to
know, what's the status of the Viper Wrestling World Heavyweight
Championship?
Lee Longpre: Well my short pecker friend, and all you fans want
to know what the status is of the Viper Wrestling World
Heavyweight Championship? Well, I'll tell you. Starting next
week, at No Limit, we will have a tournament to crown the very
first Viper Wrestling World Heavyweight champion. One night! 8
Superstars! One champion!
The Voice: Well there you have it folks, next week..
Lee Longpre: You don't have to repeat what I just said. Let's
get this show rolling! Like the Undertaker was in two thousand!
I'm off to do commentary on the first match! But first, I want
to introduce to you, my personal valet, her name is Rebecca.
Rebecca come out here.
[Rebecca comes out to the ring wearing a short skirt and a long
jacket! She comes to the commentary station. Lee Longpre still
has the microphone.]
Lee Longpre: I'd like to introduce to you, my body guard, The
One Man Gang!
Mike Rotch: WHAT?! THE ONE MAN GANG?!
[The One Man Gang makes his way out to the commentary station.
He is wearing a jean jacket and a black singlet. The camera goes
onto the commentary booth.]
Mike Rotch: The One Man Gang? That's a suprise. Here comes Lee
to the commentary booth. He's drunk and looking for a party!
Lee Longpre: Hello Mike Rotch! We are live on Internet Pay Per
View! Tonight is our first show and we have a doozie! How you
doing Mike Rotch?
Mike Rotch: Pretty good.
Lee Longpre: Still have the smurf?
Mike Rotch: The smurf?
Lee Longpre: Small dick, blue balls?
Mike Rotch: Oh why I oughta! At least I have one!
Lee Longpre: When was the last time you saw it you fat piece of
****.
Mike Rotch: I'm going to smack you if you don't shut up.
Lee Longpre: Alright, well let's go to our first match up! Standard One Fall Singles Match Brandy Danielle vs. Vanity
[The rotating camera goes onto the ring where The Voice is
standing with the microphone in hand. He looks at the camera and
speaks in front of the crazy, loud audience in attendance.]
The Voice: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
["Vanity" by Lady Gaga hits the loud speakers. Vanity, a blonde
haired, blue eyed, chisled wrestler comes out to the ring. He is
wearing pink tights. He comes down ring followed by a beautiful,
blonde woman in a pink dress. He steps into the ring and holds
the ropes open for the woman. The music dies down and Vanity
grabs a microphone away from The Voice. He looks at the hard cam
and speaks to the audience watching.]
Vanity: Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is fairest one of all?!
It is I, Vanity. Now then, tonight, I step into the ring against
a woman. Brandy Danielle, tonight you face me in a match! You
think you can beat me, well then come out here, our match is
going to happen right now!
[Rock 'n' Roll Part 2 by Gary Glitter hits the loud speakers and
out comes Brandy Danielle. She shakes hands with the fans and
then gets into the ring. While Brandy Danielle is posing on the
second rope, Vanity comes up from behind her and hits her in the
back. Brandy falls off the ropes and Vanity kicks her hard in
the stomach. Wham! Vanity grabs her, pulls her in and spanks her
on the butt. Vanity poses with Brandy Danielle between his legs.
Brandy escapes and gives him a low blow. Vanity falls to his
knees. Brandy Danielle bounces off the ropes and gives him a
double kick to the face! BAM! She goes for the cover.
1....2.....3! DING DING DING!]
The Voice: Here is your winner of the match... Brandy Danielle!
[Rock 'n' Roll Part 2 hits the loud speakers. Brandy Danielle
celebrates. Vanity rolls out of the ring and is comforted by his
valet. The camera goes onto the commentary station.]
Lee Longpre: Well that was a quick match! The best part was
Vanity spanking her ass!
Mike Rotch: Yeah, something tells me you'll be spanking to that
later!
Lee Longpre: I don't have to. Let's go to the ring for the next
match up. Winner by Pin Fall: Brandy Danielle Match Value: $188.00 Standard One Fall Singles Match Snake eyes vs. THE CROW
[The camera goes onto the ring. The Voice has the microphone. He
looks at the camera and speaks to the audience.]
The Voice: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first, from parts unknown, weighing in at three
hundred and thirty pounds, This is The Crow!
[Generic rock music hits and out comes The Crow to the ring. He
gets in the ring and poses to the crowd. He stands in the left
corner and waits for his opponent to make his way out to the
ring.]
The Voice: And his opponent, weighing in at two hundred and
seventy five pounds, from Boston, Massachusetts.... here is
SNAKE EYES!
["Super Beast" by Rob Zombie hits and out walks Snake Eyes. He
walks down to the ring and gets in. The bell rings and the match
is on. They lock up. Snake Eyes puts on a side headlock. He
grinds it in. The Crow reaches for the ropes but he can't escape
the hold. He locks it in tight. Finally, The Crow gives him a
couple of elbows to the stomach and Snake Eyes releases the
hold.]
Mike Rotch: The Crow escapes the hold!
Lee Longpre: Yeah, he got out of it. Look, he's running the
ropes!
[The Crow bounces off the ropes and into a back body drop by
Snake Eyes. He goes for the cover. One...two... no! The Crow
kicks out. Snake Eyes goes after him and irish whips him into
the turnbuckle. He charges him. Wham! He nails him with a body
splash! The Crow stumbles out of the corner. Snake Eyes gives
him a running bulldog. He goes for the cover. 1....2....no! The
Crow kicks out!]
Mike Rotch: I thought he had him there!
Lee Longpre: It was close but The Crow kicked out!
[Snake eyes begins to climb the top rope. He poses to the crowd
and then comes off the top rope with a perfect flying elbow
smash. He goes for the cover. 1....2... no! The Crow kicks out
again. Snake Eyes grabs him by the head. He lifts him up and
slams him to the mat. Snake Eyes locks in the the Cobra lock.
The Crow submits! DING DING DING!]
The Voice: Here is your winner... SNAKE EYES!
["Super Beast" by Rob Zombie hits the loud speakers. Snake Eyes
poses to the crowd. The Crow rolls out of the ring as the camera
goes on to the commentary station.]
Mike Rotch: What a match! We have a great match coming up next.
It's our main event. It's the battle of siblings. Matt Silva
versus Reyna Silva.
Lee Longpre: Yes! It's the match we've all been waiting for.
It's the battle of Silvas. Let's go down to the ring to The
Voice! Winner by Submission: Snake eyes Match Value: $263.00 Standard One Fall Singles Match Queen Reyna vs. Matt Silva
[The camera goes onto The Voice who has the microphone in hand.]
The Voice: The following contest is our main event of the
evening. Coming to the ring weighing in at ninety eight pounds,
from Austin Texas.. here is Reyna Silva!
["I'm everything" by Dale Oliver hits the loud speakers and out
comes Reyna Silva. She gets into the ring and poses to the crowd
to cheers.]
Mike Rotch: She sure is tiny!
Lee Longpre: Yeah, I'd break her in half with my dick!
["Sleepwalker" by Parkway Drive hits the loud speakers.]
The Voice: And her opponent, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada...
weighing in at two hundred and thirty seven pounds... here is
Matt Silva!
[The bell rings and the match is on. They lock up and Matt Silva
shoves her down to the mat. He poses to the crowd. They lock up
again and Matt Silva again shoves her down to the ground. He
turns around and poses to the crowd. Reyna Silva comes up behind
him and drop kicks him out of the ring. Matt collides into the
guard rail. Matt is quite upset. He kicks the guard rail. Reyna
Silva bounces off the ropes and nails a perfect flip over the
top rope and onto the arena floor.]
Mike Rotch: What a manuever!
Lee Longpre: She can dive down on me any day!
[The referee lays in the count. One... two.... three... four!
Reyna is on her feet. She tosses Matt in the ring and goes on
the attack. He must have got hurt on that one. Reyna nails him
with some punches to the back of the head. Matt fires back with
some punches of his own. Wham Wham Wham! He grabs her and tosses
her into the ropes. Reyna comes off and Matt gives her a stiff
lariat!]
Mike Rotch: That was stiff!
Lee Longpre: I've got something stiff for her!
[He goes for the cover. One... two.. no! Reyna kicks out. He
grabs her and goes for a suplex. Reyna counters with a small
package. One...two...no! Matt Silva kicks out. Reyna grabs him
and goes for a neckbreaker! WHAM! She goes for the cover.
1...2...no! Matt kicks out!]
Mike Rotch: I thought She had him there!
Lee Longpre: Close but no cigar. I've got a cigar she can smoke.
[Reyna grabs him and gives him a Reyna Driver! The referee is in
position. The crowd counts along. One...two...Three! DING DING
DING!]
The Voice: Here is your winner, Reyna Silva!
["I'm everything" begins to play to the crowd. Reyna Silva
celebrates her victory by posing to the crowd.] Winner by Pin Fall: Queen Reyna Match Value: $300.00
Mike Rotch: What a show!
Lee Longpre: Yes, and next week is the tournament for the Viper
Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship!
Mike Rotch: So long folks!
Lee Longpre: I'm off to get my dick wet!
[The pay per view cuts off.]
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